What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
08.06.2025 02:33
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
Why do people believe that global warming is man made?
Sure no problem officer.
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
{RING} {RING}
What is the cost of implementing synchronized traffic lights in a mid-sized city?
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
Yes sir it is.
How do you handle your mother-in-law after you heard her talking badly about you in the next room?
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
After a few moments he returns.
What are some prime examples of gibberish from the bible?
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
HELLO
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
What's your take on Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind? How has it affected you?
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.